Yoggx't as a whole is by and far the most sane out of the party, but he isn't without a few...quirks. Yoggx't's player is a huge fan of Order of the Stick, which is a little important to know so you understand where he's coming from on the following situation.
The group has just found a jeweler to sell some jewels they found in that aforementioned dungeon. they accidentally revealed that they took these particular jewels from that dungeon, and they should technically be the property of the town.
The Jeweler takes this in stride, and says that seeing as he has dirt on them, he offers to peddle them some magic items, which are illegal in the city. Yoggx't tells him he'll discuss it with him after he pawns off the jewels.
The group makes a good couple thousand GP, and Yoggx't asks about any item that can change the user's appearance to a different race. The jeweler sells him an amulet that makes him appear to be a tall half-elf for 750 GP. Then Yoggx't says this:
"Do you have any belts of reverse gender?"
The jeweler gives him a funny look and starts to talk when he cuts in;
"Oh, don't worry, just for entertainment."
The jeweler starts getting very uncomfortable and says "We don't carry an-"
"Oh, it's not for me; it's for him." Yoggx't's player points at Fline
O_O
After a very long period of time, The (mortified) jeweler replies "Too much information, pal."
anyway, just felt that most of the time, the wackiness is centered around the other players, and so I'd share one quick story about Yoggx't. I guess the moral of the story is when you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
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